Mah foo foo.
She is not well.
I saw a fantabulous gynae specialist on Tuesday - OK, I apologise:
THIS POST CARRIES AN OFFICIAL MINGEINA WARNING AND MAY CONTAIN EXPLICIT REFERENCES TO LADY GARDENS.
As I was saying - let's just say the words 'oh, the pain you felt was when I was lifting your womb' - YOU WERE DOING WHAT! PUT IT BACK!
She thinks the dreaded endometriosis has come back with a vengeance, in and behind my womb and also possibly my bladder (on top of everything else I am peeing rather a lot of blood, yippee). Thankfully NOT the ovarian cancer that was originally suspected. I have an operation in 3 weeks, and possibly / probably a major op in the near future. She was brilliant and I might have to marry her.
It's been a painful week but definitely picking up now. Thank you blokie over the road for getting your Sky fandango fit this morning at silly o'clock, I (and the rest of the road) really needed to listen to the slamming of van doors and the drilling / swarm of bees noises. Luvverly. Any chance it will be finished soon? No?
I am aiming to finish the cardi of mucho moss stitch today - I know I know, I seem to have been saying this for ages, but it's almost there. When you can't be arsed to knit or read then you know you ain't too well ....
It hasn't all been doom and gloom though, oh dearie me no - there has also been Dwama of the interwebz variety.
Madame La Flounce, she is fantastique, non?
She is just under the delusion that talking shite will go unnoticed online. Type what you want, tis the internet after all - but don't be naive enough to think that folk will let you go unchallenged if you type twaddle. Did I say twaddle? Silly me, I meant lies. One more person who is in the 'you are a big meany and I am telling my mam' camp. Well let me tell you - MY MAM is more scarier scariest scarifier than your mam! So bloody there matey!
Tinternet, gottaloveit, innit.
Anyone else planning on doing the old Nano thing this year?
I will be, another excuse to write many words of - er - unmitigated shite ;-)
See you there!